condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via gnarly)

ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

(via phatpotato)

unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

(via gnarly)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota, via gnarly)

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

(via gnarly)